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HARD BROWN (Single)

by Cordova

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    Featuring, with the grace of Mr. Regular, two tracks with toilet humor off the Subaru BRAT video.

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1.
HARD BROWN (DNB) (Ft. Mr. Regular) 03:49
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(Oh my god why have I transcribed this) POOP ONE TWO THREE PLOWED WORLD WAR BROWN I never successfully cooked waffles that didn't have CUM IN THEM BROWN CUM, CUM, CUM HOLY CRAP I AM GONNA SHIT I never successfully cooked waffles that didn't have CUM IN THEM BROWN UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG WORLDSTAR SERIOUSLY I AM LIKE, CLENCHING MY BUTTCHEEKS TIGHT I never successfully cooked waffles that didn't have CUM IN THEM BROWN UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG Am I, Am I seriously gonna crap my pants
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HARD BROWN (original) (ft. Mr. Regular) 03:30
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(Oh my god why have I transcribed this) POOP, ONE, TWO, THREE PLOWED WORLD WAR BROWN I never successfully cooked waffles that didn't have CUM IN THEM CUM, CUM, CUM HOLY CRAP I AM GONNA SHIT I never successfully cooked waffles that didn't have CUM IN THEM UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG WORLDSTAR SERIOUSLY I AM LIKE, CLENCHING MY BUTTCHEEKS TIGHT I never successfully cooked waffles that didn't have CUM IN THEM UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT UH UH BABY BABY GET THIS NUT GET THIS NUT BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP BROWN POOP ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN ONE ONE TWO TWO THREE THREE BROWN UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG UNG HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA CUM UNG UNG Am I, Am I seriously gonna crap my pants

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It's literally just two versions of a track I made because I found RCR's Subaru BRAT video funny.

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released August 28, 2017

Mr. Regular for allowing me to use his toilet humor.

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A very strange individual from Iowa, taking inspiration from artists like Celldweller, Metallica, and even the Metroid series; taking all those, and mashing them into a blender, with a personal flair.

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